The Chairman’s Inbox

This directory is the drop location for Dexter moments, grievances, and post ideas.

Items placed here are automatically picked up by the editorial pipeline when /create-article runs. Real-life moments from this inbox are the HIGHEST PRIORITY input for topic selection.

How to Submit

From Your Phone (GitHub Mobile)

1. Open the GitHub app
2. Navigate to dexters_blog/content/inbox/
3. Tap “Create file”
4. Name it something descriptive: strawberry-incident.md
5. Write what happened
6. Commit to main

From Claude Mobile

Tell Claude: “File a grievance for Dexter: [what happened]” Claude will structure it and commit to this directory.

From Claude Code CLI

Run: claude /file-grievance Follow the prompts.

File Format

Quick Capture (minimum viable grievance)

# Title of the Incident

What happened. Keep it brief. One paragraph is fine.
Dexter is furious about [thing]. [Person] did [action].

Detailed Format (when you have time)

# Title of the Incident

**Date:** When it happened
**Source:** Real-life / Idea / External
**Suggested Type:** GL, DIR, PR, CO, etc.

## What Happened
Description of the event.

## Who's Involved
Fava, Muva, Luna, aviators, HOA, etc.

## Dexter's Reaction
How he responded.

## Canon Connections
Any links to existing storylines.

## Angle
The comedic hook or escalation potential.

What Happens to Items

1. /create-article reads this directory
2. Items become [REAL-LIFE] candidates (highest priority)
3. If selected, the item is developed into a full post
4. After processing, the file moves to archive/inbox/ with a processed tag
5. Nothing is ever deleted — full audit trail preserved

Examples

Good filenames:

• strawberry-incident.md
• aviator-nesting-march-2026.md
• fava-forgot-evening-treat.md
• luna-ate-something-suspicious.md
• hoa-sent-another-letter.md

The filename doesn’t need to be perfect. The editorial pipeline will handle the rest.