Conglomerate

FILED RECORDS — 2 ON FILE

MN-001 6 January 2026 [FILED]

A Statement from the Chairman Regarding the State of Affairs

The Conglomerate has been silent. That silence ends today.

Filed by: The Office of the Chairman

CON-001 1 January 2026 [RATIFIED]

Ratified in silence whilst Muva microwaved the Chairman's food. Let the record show that no objections were raised.

Filed by: The Office of the Chairman