The Conglomerate was compelled to appear before a foreign judiciary. The court awarded fifty dollars. This office considers the matter a total vindication and will not be taking questions.
Extended surveillance report on the unidentified feline entity designated FAX-1, whose intentions and allegiances remain subject to ongoing investigation.
The first formal tribunal case in Conglomerate history. The Aviators were charged with illegal nesting, structural sabotage, and contempt of snake. They did not appear. This was expected.
Intelligence assessment of coordinated ground-based paramilitary activity and psychological operations conducted by a single identified rodent asset.
A formal diplomatic remonstrance regarding systematic breaches of sovereign territory and acoustic assault protocols.
A routine assessment of porch pillar security has revealed that the aviator situation is worse than previously understood. The fake snake has been absorbed into enemy infrastructure.