The humans have a name for it. They have studied it. They have published papers. And not one of them has been arrested.
Fava compared the Chairman to Lassie. The Chairman has never rescued anyone from a well and has no intention of starting.
A formal examination of bath time protocols and their use as instruments of state control disguised as wellness initiatives.
The Chairman addresses, for the record, the various unauthorised names he has been called by members of his own household. A formal apology remains pending.
This office does not use the word 'violation' lightly. But there is no other word for what was done, and there is no statute of limitations on the removal of a Chairman's dignity.
Due to longstanding concerns regarding document security, cabinet accessibility, and Muva's repeated claims that 'the house is not a law library,' the Office of the Chairman has authorised the digitisation of historic Conglomerate records.