https://theconglomeratebarks.dog/tags/treat-supply/Recent content in Treat-Supply on The Conglomerate BarksHugoen-gbTue, 20 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000https://theconglomeratebarks.dog/grievances/gl-002-the-strawberry-incident/Tue, 20 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000https://theconglomeratebarks.dog/grievances/gl-002-the-strawberry-incident/<p><em>Originally filed 3 August 2020. Digitised from the physical archive by order of the Chairman.</em></p> <p>Filed by: The Office of the Chairman Classification: Dignity Violation — False Summons Threat Level: Unacceptable</p> <hr> <h1 id="grievance-log-002-on-the-false-summons-and-the-indignity-of-the-strawberry">Grievance Log 002: On the False Summons and the Indignity of the Strawberry</h1> <p>The Chairman was summoned yesterday by Fava. Allow this office to describe the nature of the summons so that the record is clear.</p> <p>Fava called my name with enthusiasm. Not the enthusiasm of a man remembering, at the last moment, that the kitchen bin needs emptying. Not the polite enthusiasm of a person aware that he occupies his current position in this household on a provisional basis. This was elevated enthusiasm. Vocal pitch increased. Gestures were made. The body language suggested — and this office wants to be precise about this — that something of genuine value awaited my attendance.</p>